The Rock was reduced to dust! Adrenaline flows through my body everytime I recall the moment I gave Rocky's Career the twist of fate, not only getting me my first pinfall victory in the Extreme Best Wrestlers Federation, but also delivered a message to all the superstars back there. Matt smiled as he stepped off his brand new black BMW M6. Walking out of the car he adjust his Oakley Romeos, he was wearing black Boardie shorts with silver tribals on the sides, and a Hawaiian flower stamped button up short sleever shirt. [V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Valet Boy" [o] Paul:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Valet Boy" [o] Paul:
Matt lowers his shades and pierces him with a defiant look.
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Valet Boy" [o] Paul:
Matt nods.
[o] "Valet Boy" [o] Paul:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Valet Boy" [o] Paul:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Valet Boy" [o] Paul:
Matt looks down, places his shades back into position shaking his head.
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
He turns around and leaves the valet boy puzzled on the parking lot. Matt looks disgusted as he walks through the hotel's automatic doors. He takes off his shades and puts them on their case approaching the check-in desk, where he rings the bell and turns around while someone arrives. He smiles at a couple of girls in their bikinis, probably off to the beach. He winks playfully and they giggle and walk past him.
[o] "Reception Girl" [o] Julie:
Matt has turned around to face the girl, smiling.
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
The girl types Matt's name on the keyboard and nods.
[o] "Reception Girl" [o] Julie:
Matt puts his shades back on and smiles, taking the keycard for his suite from the girl at the counter, before walking off. Following the signs he was finally at the beach, where he decided he'd take a walk. Admiring the beautiful clear water, the breeze hitting his face, dancing with his long hair, watching the gorgeous women, now this was what he deserved after a week of hard work. [o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
Hardy nods. He pokes his pockets looking for his pen, he shrugs.
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
Justin points to his grandfather, who despite being in a five star resort, on a beautiful beach on a gorgeous day, looks awfully mad and bad tempered.
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
[o] "Lil MF'er" [o] Justin:
[V1] "New and Improved" [V1] Matt Hardy:
They Both hold the V1 Sign and smile at each other, suddenly Justin's grand father Yells at his grand son.
[V1] "Old Gramps" [V1] Alphonse:
Those who don't take Mattitude and it's sensei seriously are doomed to suffer the Twist of Fate.
Taking into account it was an amazing debut week for me, I decided it was important for me to flee from civilization for a few days, a couple of days away from traffic jams, smog... It's time for relaxation, self-centering and meditation!
He looked around and smiled again pleasantly. This was going to be just what he needed before his second EBWF match, a whole weekend of sunlight, breeze and beach beauties! Handing his keys to the valet for him to take care of 'his baby' -like he called his car since he purchased it- and of course, his luggage.
Find my baby a nice spot under a palm tree or something, I wouldn't want his new paintjob ruined, or the leather seats burning hot from sunlight!
Alright sir.
Also, I'm going to register at the main desk, so please move my luggage to the lobby, so it can be taken to my room when I'm done checking in.
Um... excuse me sir, but I'm just in charge of parking cars, if you want your stuff to be taken to the lobby you'll have to...
Don't you know who I am?
Ohhh!!!! You can't be...
You are?????
Yes indeed.
The one?
And only... yes!
Jeff Hardy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright...You just lost your tip!
Hello sir, welcome to our resort. Do you Have a reservation?
I do beautiful, I do! My Name is Matt Hardy
Oh yes! Mr. Hardy, you are here early. The cleaning ladies are getting your suite ready, in the mean time feel free to look around the pool bar area, the casino, but if you really want to have a nice vacation from this very moment... I'd sugest you go to the beach! It will only take us half an hour to finish getting everything ready sir, Here's your keycard for the suite, and enjoy your stay at our luxurious resort.
He found himself staring at the infinite sea... and as usual when he was alone, questions sprouted out of nowhere on his mind. About his EBWF Career, about his Brother Jeff who was also at the EBWF, about when will he get his first main event, about what will be the first belt around his waist.
He thought about Lance Storm, who will be his opponent this monday at Warfare. When he was going to begin answering them, a voice out of nowhere interrupted him.
Oh My god!!!! It's Matt Hardy!!!! Mr. Hardy Can I have your Autograph?
I'm afraid I don't have a pen with me right now, you see I just checked in and I never thought I would run into a little Mattitude Follower like you on my vacation!
It's ok Matt! Woooow you were amazing last night, the way you pinned the Rock! Impressive debut! I was on my dad's computer checking the EBWF's site and I saw you'll face Lance Storm next week on Warfare!
Yeah, it was a nice match wasn't it? Poor Rock, I heard he got released after that disastrous match. Anyways, Lance Storm? Give me a break!
Yeah, I know!
I mean, I guess it's ok for Kids to like John Cena and of course Myself, buying our posters, T-shirts, action figures... But the only reason I can think of for someone liking Lance Storm is having a pretty sad childhood. Seriously what has he won? Who has he beaten? How many T-shirts has he sold? Canadians Rather Bret Hart, and Chris Jericho... I don't blame them one single bit, I don't have anything against them, but I'd feel ashamed if I walked into a ring with an american flag turned upside down... I wonder if uncle Sam wasn't the one who gave Storm the little amount of fans he has, and his miserable salary.
You're right Matt!
Even if Lance makes ratings of the EBWF television a pinch higher by being the favorite superstar in 8 of every 10 retirement houses... Every third age person loves someone grumpy, bad tempered and with a geometrical haircut don't they?
Now that you mention it Matt! My Grandfather over there likes Lance Storm!
I could bet that if I go over there he'll call me a punk, a criminal, just for having long hair... Now that's a typical Lance Storm fan!
Little MF'er you have to promise me you will never grow into that type of guy! With Mattitude, no matter how many wrinkles you have you will never feel old! Mattitude is forever!
Like Hulkamania and Hulk Hogan?
Ok, you were close on that one. In a way, Mattitude is like hulkamania, although I do not approve biker moustache and skin tight pants!
Ok, so what are you going to do at Warfare?
Well I hate to break it to your grandpa, but at Warfare there's no Storm Stopping me, and if Lance disagrees he might as well be needing... umm... what he might be needing?
A Mattitude Adjustment?
Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin!!!!!!!!!!! Justin! What are you doing with that Punk? I don't want you hanging out with punks like that guy!
